beautifulquote:

He’s only guy that matters | FOLLOW BEST LOVE QUOTES ON…

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beben-eleben:

OOOHHH BURRNNNNNN

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USER FRIENDLY. 

bakit ganun may mga taong sadyang USER FRIENDLY. abusado much ate/kuya? teka bago ako magkwento, tanginuh you po. 1million times. haha. syete naman kase, nakipagbreak sa jowa, tatakbo sa taong alam niyang mahal na mahal siya to the point na handang magpakatanga. the pak? abusado. past time? kelangan talaga sa mga taong magpapakatanga sayo ang pupuntahan mo? lintek na mga user friendly na yan. sana maging earth friendly din kayo. ibaon niyo na lang sarili niyo sa lupa baka sakaling nangangailangan ng pataba. bwiset.

beben-eleben:

Sisihan: It’s more fun in the Philippines.

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Wag kang iibig sa isang taong parang COTTON CANDY. Sweet nga, puro naman HANGIN. 

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Para kang MAGNUM. 

markoholic:

Pasosyal ka pa e madami ng nakatikim sayo!

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Sisa 

halagangpagkakataon:

Alam niyo ba yung apelyido ni SISA? eh di MISTRIT.

SISA MISTRIT. 

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Birthday candle ka ba? 

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Kasi pag namatay ka, lahat kami PAPALAKPAK!:)

May beats lang magpapapicture agad ng naka sideview? 

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siraulokaba:

Ganda nga ng cellphone mo, Wala ka naman katext. 

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sheislikeaboss:

Kung easy to get ang lahat ng mga babae, it means may chance pa ang mga panget. 

wagasmagbait:

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You may like someone who is already in a relationship, and I bet you’re thinking that you’re so much better than that other person and you should be in their place. But trust me, just thinking like that removes your credibility to deserve a serious relationship. Because a person who tries to steal away somebody from their relationship is a cheater. Why don’t you find a single person who is ready to take you and not destroy a relationship? it’s like jumping a step during an experiment. And weren’t we taught that doing that only makes the experiment a failure? Never be the reason for break ups. It won’t make you happy.